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Previously on
Heated Rivalry...
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Shane Hollander.
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I wanted to introduce myself.
- OK.
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The two most talked-about
prospects in the world:
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Canada's Shane Hollander
and Russia's Ilya Rozanov.
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Always, uh,
Hollander and Rozanov, right?
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We will be seeing
each other a lot?
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Yeah, Boston and Montreal
play against each other often.
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What is your room number?
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This is such a bad idea.
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You won't tell anyone?
No one can know.
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A lot of kids
are gonna be looking up to you.
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- Where's your boy Rozanov?
- My what?
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So, what's my name gonna be?
- Jane.
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How much pressure do you feel
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from the fans, from
the hockey world in general?
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- What was that?
- Not everything is about you!
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What the fuck are you doing?
We're in public.
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- No one is looking.
- You don't know that!
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Hollander.
See you next season!
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♪ Nice try, get out the way ♪
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♪ You're in our way,
you bottom feeder ♪
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♪ Too bad you couldn't stay ♪
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♪ You're in our way,
get lost forever ♪
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♪ Get lost forever ♪
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♪ Get lost forever ♪
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♪ Get lost forever ♪
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♪ You think I'm pretty,
you think I'm pretty cool ♪
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♪ You wanna fuck me, I know,
most people do ♪
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Let's go!
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♪ Here, take this packet ♪
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♪ You read it,
it says, "Mangetout" ♪
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♪ I gave you magic beans ♪
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♪ I hope you're
gonna get out soon ♪
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♪ Oh, man, I hope you're
gonna get out soon ♪
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♪ I really hope you're
gonna get out soon ♪
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♪ Oh, man, I hope
you're gonna get out soon ♪
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♪ Good job, give you an A ♪
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♪ A golden star,
you think you're clever ♪
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♪ Good God, she took a break ♪
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♪ Made a mistake,
when she made Trevor ♪
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♪ Get lost forever ♪
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♪ Get lost forever ♪
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♪ Get lost forever ♪
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♪ You think I'm pretty,
you think I'm pretty cool ♪
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♪ You wanna fuck me, I know ♪
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Rozanov back out
on the ice for Boston.
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♪ Here, take this packet ♪
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♪ You read it,
it says, "Mangetout" ♪
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♪ I gave you magic beans ♪
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♪ I hope you're
gonna get out soon ♪
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♪ I really hope you're
gonna get out soon ♪
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♪ Oh, man, I hope
you're gonna get out soon ♪
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♪ I really hope you're
gonna get out soon ♪
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♪ I know you're up at night ♪
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♪ Hunched over your phone like ♪
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♪ A tree atop a hill ♪
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♪ That's crooked
from the wind that bites ♪
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♪ You say you're lost at sea ♪
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♪ Call the RNLI ♪
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♪ You're washed up, irrelevant ♪
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♪ And standing in my light ♪
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♪ You're standing in my light ♪
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♪ You're sta-- ♪
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♪ You think I'm pretty,
you think I'm pretty cruel ♪
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♪ You say I scare you ♪
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♪ I know, most people do ♪
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♪ This is the real world,
honey, bienvenue ♪
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♪ In spite of everything ♪
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♪ I guess there's just
no getting through ♪
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♪ Nice try,
now get out the way ♪
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♪ Good job,
just take a fucking hint ♪
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♪ I said I'll see ya,
wouldn't wanna be ya ♪
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♪ Wouldn't wanna be ya-ya-ya,
ah-ah ♪
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♪ Nice try, get out the way ♪
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♪ You're in our way,
get lost forever ♪
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Hey, if Rozanov
fucks you tonight,
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I'm gonna fuck him back.
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I think you mean
"fucks with," buddy.
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I fucking mean what I mean.
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They're burning a fake Rozanov
outside right now.
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The fuck does that mean?
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They do it to you in Boston.
Wanna see?
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No, thanks.
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Honestly, guys,
it doesn't help me focus.
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Yeah, Miity,
go be weird somewhere else.
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I'm not even that weird.
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Whatever you need, Capitaine.
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Hey, Hollander.
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Can you talk to NBC and some
radio outlets in, like, 10?
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"Now, Mr. Hollander,
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what does Montreal have
to do to win tonight?"
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Well, hockey is a complicated
and nuanced game,
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but it would be helpful
if we scored more fucking goals
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than the other team.
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"And how about
that other team!"
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Ilya Rozanov
has been on a tear lately.
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He had a hat trick last week.
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He's almost caught up to you
in the scoring race.
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Want to know what he
said about it?
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I'll listen if he
actually catches up. Thanks.
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Wow, this Montreal girl
works you up, brother.
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Shut your idiot face, Marly.
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You're straight up
blushing, Roz.
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Uh, no. Never in life
have I blushed.
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Russians do not do this.
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Good game. Good game.
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Good game. Good game.
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You will murder me.
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Maybe.
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Get in.
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Why the fuck did you think
it was OK
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to sext me before the game?
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What the fuck?
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You were hard, weren't you?
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For how long?
The whole game?
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You're such a fucking asshole.
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You missed me, didn't you?
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I fucking didn't.
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And I still beat your ass.
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Oh, barely.
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Wow, nice place!
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Thanks.
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I bought it a couple years ago,
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but then this year,
I bought another one.
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Right next door.
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I eventually might turn it
into one place,
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but for now I'm renting
the next door one out.
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Mr. Businessman.
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Shut up.
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Mr. Landlord.
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You asked.
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No, I didn't.
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So where do you want me?
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In the kitchen, on the floor?
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Fuck you.
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Did your mom buy
all these pillows?
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No. I hired someone.
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A designer.
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You think there is enough?
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You're such an asshole.
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I think maybe you like it.
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I can smell
the cigarettes from here.
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I had one.
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You shouldn't be smoking.
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And you shouldn't be talking.
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Come here.
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- No, you come here.
- No, you come here.
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No, you come here.
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You still want?
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I still want.
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Don't worry. It will fit.
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Wow, wow.
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You think this will be enough?
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Fuck off.
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♪♪ Where were you? ♪
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♪ Where were you? ♪
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♪ Please don't go ♪
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♪ Please don't go ♪
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Oh my God.
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♪ Stay right here ♪
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Is OK? Hmm?
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♪ Don't ever leave ♪
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Holy shit, Rozy.
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You still OK?
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♪ It's you ♪
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♪ It's you ♪
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OK...
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♪ It's you ♪
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♪ It's you ♪
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It's still OK?
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Ah, Jesus Christ.
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- Are you...
- Oh God!
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Oh God, Hollander!
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♪ What the hell are you? ♪
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♪ What the hell are you? ♪
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Now the bed's all dirty.
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What?
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Shut up.
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♪ Please don't go ♪
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I will shower now, OK?
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♪ Stay right here ♪
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♪ Stay right here ♪
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Ah! You killed me, Hollander.
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I am dead.
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That was so fucking hot.
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Worth the wait?
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♪ It's you ♪
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♪ It's you ♪
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♪ It's you ♪
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♪ It's you ♪
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I should go.
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♪ It's you ♪
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So, obviously,
we won't see each other
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during the Olympics, right?
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Right.
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Your family must be happy
they're in Russia.
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Mmm. Yes.
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My parents are pretty
psyched for me.
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They're pissed they can't come,
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but my mom's threatening
to wake up at 4:00 a.m.
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to watch every game.
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I bet your parents
will be there, right?
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My father, yes.
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Maybe my brother, but who knows?
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Cool.
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Anyways, I'm psyched.
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I've been dreaming
about it my whole life.
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Dreaming of what?
Bronze medal?
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You fucking wish, dude.
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Hey, uh, remember when I
made you come hands-free?
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Go fuck yourself, Rozanov.
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Such a good trick.
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Your cab is definitely here.
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Bye.
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your all-star hockey podcast.
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For the first period,
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we're four days into
this year's Winter Games,
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and there's already
a contender for top story
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here in Sochi, Russia.
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What an embarrassing end
to a promising year
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for the Russian men's
hockey team.
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A hard pill to swallow
on home ice,
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and especially for
the young phenom Ilya Rozanov,
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chosen as his country's captain.
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Hollander, what's up, motherfucker?
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Boys.
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Holy fuck!
Can you believe Russia?
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Be nice, Vaughnny.
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They fucking
lost to Latvia.
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Did you see that game?
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Yeah, it was
a straight up shit show.
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A debacle.
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Hey, what did Roz
say about it?
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I don't know. Nothing to me,
that's for sure.
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I think he knows Canada
has this in the bag.
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Uh-uh. It's USA
this year, baby.
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We're coming for you.
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- OK, OK.
- Trust me.
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You look great in silver.
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- Oh, good one.
- Oh!
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Does your room
have that smell?
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Yes. Yes, it does.
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Is it black mold?
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'Cause that's what
JJ thinks it is.
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He's probably right.
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Good news is we're not
gonna be here long enough.
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Tonight, we can do men's
short form figure skating?
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My buddy Joe is in that
program. We trained together.
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Would you guys
be cool to do that?
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I'd love to show up for him.
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Hell yeah, man.
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Show up for any dude
who's that brave.
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What do you mean?
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Well, I'm assuming
your buddy might be gay.
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I mean...
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Fucking brave for a dude to
show up to a place like this
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and be like: "Hey, here's me."
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Russia is not safe
for folks like that.
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Fucking balls of steel, man.
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Yeah!
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Whoo-hoo!
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Amazing.
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Wow! Man, your buddy
fucking killed it.
265
00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:16,745
Fuck yeah, he did.
266
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:21,291
I'm just gonna
find the bathroom.
267
00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:31,885
Where the fuck are you?
Dad is so fucking mad at you!
268
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:40,852
Hey.
269
00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:46,733
Not here.
270
00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:48,318
No, I'm not...
271
00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:51,487
I saw you up here. I wanted to
see how you're doing.
272
00:17:51,488 --> 00:17:53,948
Fine. Go sit down.
273
00:17:56,951 --> 00:17:57,911
We...
274
00:17:58,036 --> 00:17:59,537
We are not anything.
275
00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:02,957
Go away, Hollander.
276
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:09,964
Are you OK?
277
00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:12,549
Please, go.
278
00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:14,636
You didn't answer my text.
279
00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:18,640
No, I did not answer
your boring text.
280
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:19,974
Now will you go?
281
00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:22,644
Fine.
282
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:23,644
Fuck.
283
00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:37,867
You need a haircut.
284
00:18:37,992 --> 00:18:39,077
Yes, sir.
285
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:44,540
The minister still wants to
meet you tonight,
286
00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:46,334
despite everything.
287
00:18:48,002 --> 00:18:49,337
It will be my honour.
288
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,798
You should be honoured.
289
00:18:51,923 --> 00:18:53,841
After yesterday.
290
00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:55,510
You lose to...
291
00:18:57,345 --> 00:19:00,015
Latvia.
292
00:19:00,932 --> 00:19:02,433
And yet, he drinks.
293
00:19:02,434 --> 00:19:04,227
How could you let that happen?
294
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:05,395
How are you not ashamed?
295
00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:06,937
I'm ashamed, Father.
296
00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:08,063
Not nearly enough.
297
00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:11,400
They teach you no discipline
in the American league.
298
00:19:11,401 --> 00:19:13,528
Your play is sloppy.
299
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,989
The real shame
is squandering the promise
300
00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:18,825
you showed when you were young.
301
00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:21,786
I am a better player now
than I have ever been.
302
00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:25,331
Our goalie is hurt.
The team didn't click.
303
00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:26,583
Click?
304
00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:30,377
What is this American nonsense?
What is clicking?
305
00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:33,131
You are the captain.
You make them click!
306
00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:35,342
Always looking for
someone else to blame.
307
00:19:35,467 --> 00:19:37,052
Since you were a boy.
308
00:19:42,057 --> 00:19:43,933
Who tied this for you?
309
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:46,603
Your mother?
310
00:19:47,062 --> 00:19:49,397
She doesn't know
how to do this properly.
311
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,444
No, Father.
312
00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:57,572
Mom is dead.
313
00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:01,660
You remember?
314
00:20:02,786 --> 00:20:05,121
I meant your stepmother.
315
00:20:06,498 --> 00:20:08,083
And where is Polina?
316
00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:10,835
In Moscow?
317
00:20:12,087 --> 00:20:13,171
Of course.
318
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:18,468
We should go.
319
00:20:19,594 --> 00:20:21,179
To the gala.
320
00:20:23,515 --> 00:20:25,809
So that I can meet the minister.
321
00:20:28,103 --> 00:20:30,437
Yes. Ready?
322
00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:31,856
Let's go.
323
00:20:32,816 --> 00:20:38,279
It always comes down
to goaltending
324
00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:39,447
and Vadilevich, well...
325
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,615
He was not sharp, but...
326
00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:48,123
And Kitchov stays home
to rest for American prizes.
327
00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:51,543
Too good for his country now.
328
00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:53,377
Terrible, yes, terrible.
329
00:20:53,378 --> 00:20:55,463
But there was no leadership.
330
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:58,425
That is always the problem.
Leadership.
331
00:20:58,550 --> 00:21:00,259
Too much confidence?
332
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:01,885
Ilya?
333
00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:03,555
Or too much pressure maybe?
334
00:21:04,222 --> 00:21:07,182
Too much talking,
Mr. Minister, probably.
335
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:13,063
But you love talking
about hockey, my angel.
336
00:21:13,064 --> 00:21:15,233
Only when
we're winning, Daddy.
337
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:17,777
I'm taking Ilya
with me to the bar.
338
00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:19,571
He clearly needs another drink.
339
00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:23,366
Always leading him around.
340
00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:25,285
Since they were children.
341
00:21:25,410 --> 00:21:26,452
Thank you.
342
00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:27,578
I'm an angel.
343
00:21:27,579 --> 00:21:29,831
It would be great
if you could remember that.
344
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,041
I want a drink.
345
00:21:32,042 --> 00:21:34,544
But I have something
more fun in mind.
346
00:21:51,436 --> 00:21:53,021
Long time, Ilya.
347
00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:58,610
Long time, Sasha.
348
00:22:04,074 --> 00:22:06,283
I don't think
you played that badly.
349
00:22:06,284 --> 00:22:07,535
I'd say thank you,
350
00:22:07,661 --> 00:22:09,953
but I know you didn't watch
a single fucking game.
351
00:22:09,954 --> 00:22:11,581
For someone
whose father has been
352
00:22:11,706 --> 00:22:13,123
a hockey coach your whole life,
353
00:22:13,124 --> 00:22:15,043
you sure have managed
to avoid it.
354
00:22:15,877 --> 00:22:18,004
I pay attention sometimes.
355
00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:21,925
When there's something
worth paying attention to.
356
00:22:22,050 --> 00:22:24,761
Anyway, ultimately,
it doesn't matter for you.
357
00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:26,470
It doesn't?
358
00:22:26,471 --> 00:22:28,389
How do you figure that?
My father...
359
00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:29,723
Your father is an asshole
360
00:22:29,724 --> 00:22:31,809
who would have punished you
either way.
361
00:22:31,810 --> 00:22:35,562
You need to stop
giving a fuck what he thinks.
362
00:22:35,563 --> 00:22:37,815
And fuck these stupid games
363
00:22:37,816 --> 00:22:40,985
when you have a real shot
at the Cup this year.
364
00:22:40,986 --> 00:22:41,903
I do?
365
00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:43,029
Yes, you do.
366
00:22:43,154 --> 00:22:45,573
Hunter and the Admirals
won't get past New Jersey.
367
00:22:45,699 --> 00:22:49,369
But New Jersey won't get
past Hollander and Montreal.
368
00:22:49,994 --> 00:22:52,288
I think this year,
you can take Montreal.
369
00:22:52,414 --> 00:22:53,706
- This year?
- Yes.
370
00:22:53,707 --> 00:22:57,836
This year,
because I think Miitka is hurt.
371
00:22:59,671 --> 00:23:01,255
How do you know all this?
372
00:23:01,256 --> 00:23:02,966
She's psychic.
373
00:23:03,091 --> 00:23:06,511
And with a hurt goalie,
you can only go so far.
374
00:23:06,636 --> 00:23:09,848
As you and your team
proved rather well here.
375
00:23:10,348 --> 00:23:11,725
Touché.
376
00:23:11,850 --> 00:23:14,476
And that's the East.
377
00:23:14,477 --> 00:23:17,604
Then you can take
anyone in the West.
378
00:23:17,605 --> 00:23:20,566
Chicago ain't
what they used to be.
379
00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:23,944
It'll probably end up
being San Francisco.
380
00:23:23,945 --> 00:23:26,822
They're good
but they're too young.
381
00:23:26,823 --> 00:23:28,824
That's how you end up
winning the Cup
382
00:23:28,825 --> 00:23:31,119
one year earlier
than I bet my father you would.
383
00:23:34,247 --> 00:23:35,540
Mmm.
384
00:23:35,665 --> 00:23:38,667
No thanks.
Now it's bedtime for me.
385
00:23:38,668 --> 00:23:40,753
I have to look perfect tomorrow.
386
00:23:40,754 --> 00:23:42,213
You always look perfect.
387
00:23:42,338 --> 00:23:46,885
True. But you boys
also need to catch up.
388
00:23:47,469 --> 00:23:49,304
See you in Boston, Ilya.
389
00:23:50,180 --> 00:23:51,681
Bye-bye.
390
00:23:56,603 --> 00:23:58,021
So?
391
00:23:59,856 --> 00:24:01,900
How's Paris, Sasha?
392
00:24:03,276 --> 00:24:05,320
Oh, it's great, thanks.
393
00:24:06,237 --> 00:24:09,074
I fucking love it there.
394
00:24:09,908 --> 00:24:12,077
The clubs are insane.
395
00:24:13,244 --> 00:24:15,372
The girls are hot.
396
00:24:16,831 --> 00:24:18,708
And the boys.
397
00:24:19,709 --> 00:24:25,673
Well, you've seen French boys,
right, Ilya?
398
00:24:31,888 --> 00:24:35,767
Oh my God, nothing?
399
00:24:37,268 --> 00:24:39,896
You don't do coke,
400
00:24:40,689 --> 00:24:42,649
you don't make jokes,
401
00:24:43,108 --> 00:24:45,694
you don't flirt back...
402
00:24:48,989 --> 00:24:52,909
You used to be fun, Ilya.
403
00:24:56,121 --> 00:24:57,872
Remember?
404
00:25:07,924 --> 00:25:11,261
Here? Really?
405
00:25:12,137 --> 00:25:18,059
Danger used to get you going,
if memory serves.
406
00:25:21,104 --> 00:25:23,148
We're not kids anymore, Sasha.
407
00:25:25,525 --> 00:25:28,903
We're sure not.
408
00:25:32,490 --> 00:25:33,950
Stop.
409
00:25:34,868 --> 00:25:37,829
OK, let's go somewhere.
410
00:25:39,539 --> 00:25:40,957
No.
411
00:25:49,174 --> 00:25:53,428
Fine, I'm gonna find a party.
412
00:25:54,721 --> 00:25:56,347
OK.
413
00:26:03,355 --> 00:26:04,856
Bye, Ilya.
414
00:26:06,024 --> 00:26:08,109
Nice to see you, Sasha.
415
00:26:22,248 --> 00:26:24,042
Hey!
416
00:26:24,167 --> 00:26:25,502
Captain's here.
417
00:26:25,627 --> 00:26:27,545
- Cap! Cap! Cap!
- Shhh!
418
00:26:27,671 --> 00:26:29,129
Oh my God!
I just put them down.
419
00:26:29,130 --> 00:26:31,048
What--what am I supposed
to do with this?
420
00:26:31,049 --> 00:26:33,009
I don't know.
My mom told me to get wine.
421
00:26:33,134 --> 00:26:34,051
Oh my God.
422
00:26:34,928 --> 00:26:35,970
You're so cute.
423
00:26:36,096 --> 00:26:38,222
There's ginger ale
in the fridge.
424
00:26:38,223 --> 00:26:40,224
Playoffs are over.
You can't keep the beard.
425
00:26:40,225 --> 00:26:41,893
That's not a rule.
You made that up.
426
00:26:42,018 --> 00:26:43,311
Hollander, is that a rule?
427
00:26:43,436 --> 00:26:44,437
Unfortunately, it is.
428
00:26:44,562 --> 00:26:45,562
Fuck you, Hollander!
429
00:26:45,563 --> 00:26:46,897
He can barely even grow one.
430
00:26:46,898 --> 00:26:48,857
No, no, fuck you,
Swedish inbred.
431
00:26:48,858 --> 00:26:49,859
- Fuck you, JJ.
- Come on.
432
00:26:49,984 --> 00:26:51,318
Just fucking do it.
433
00:26:51,319 --> 00:26:52,487
Stop swearing!
434
00:26:53,738 --> 00:26:55,155
Boys, it's starting.
435
00:26:55,156 --> 00:26:56,074
Turn it up.
436
00:26:56,199 --> 00:26:57,200
It's Game 6,
437
00:26:57,325 --> 00:26:59,493
and the Cup is
somewhere inside as we speak.
438
00:26:59,494 --> 00:27:03,122
You know that Ilya Rozanov
wants this bad.
439
00:27:03,123 --> 00:27:04,832
Him and the Raiders
have been on fire
440
00:27:04,833 --> 00:27:06,042
since the Olympic break.
441
00:27:06,167 --> 00:27:07,544
A heartbreak for the Russians
442
00:27:07,669 --> 00:27:09,002
seems to have only intensified
443
00:27:09,003 --> 00:27:11,005
the young Boston captain.
444
00:27:11,006 --> 00:27:12,257
He's on a tear,
445
00:27:12,382 --> 00:27:15,342
scoring 10 goals over
the past 6 playoff games.
446
00:27:15,343 --> 00:27:17,302
OK, listen the fuck up!
447
00:27:17,303 --> 00:27:22,099
Look, I don't give a fuck
how many goals I've scored.
448
00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:25,603
I don't give a fuck how I
played two fucking nights ago.
449
00:27:25,729 --> 00:27:27,271
I don't need to
think about that.
450
00:27:27,272 --> 00:27:29,606
That was yesterday.
That was before.
451
00:27:29,607 --> 00:27:33,236
Now, I only need one thing.
452
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:37,865
I need to win.
453
00:27:37,866 --> 00:27:40,952
Here, at home, tonight.
454
00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:44,706
As much fun as it would
be to go to California
455
00:27:44,831 --> 00:27:46,457
and humiliate them there,
456
00:27:46,458 --> 00:27:48,459
but I want to hear our fans.
457
00:27:48,460 --> 00:27:50,961
I want to hear them scream.
458
00:27:50,962 --> 00:27:54,466
I want to fuck San Francisco.
459
00:27:55,925 --> 00:27:57,718
I know you can do it.
460
00:27:57,719 --> 00:27:59,220
I've seen you fucking do it.
461
00:27:59,346 --> 00:28:01,972
I've seen every one of you
do it.
462
00:28:01,973 --> 00:28:04,976
So leave it all
the fuck out there tonight.
463
00:28:06,394 --> 00:28:11,106
Because this is
our fucking night.
464
00:28:11,107 --> 00:28:13,984
This is our fucking Cup.
465
00:28:13,985 --> 00:28:16,904
Fucking fuck San Francisco!
466
00:28:21,076 --> 00:28:22,660
Great fucking speech.
467
00:28:22,661 --> 00:28:23,953
Go fuck yourself.
468
00:28:28,041 --> 00:28:30,918
I can't believe that asshole's
about to win the Cup.
469
00:28:30,919 --> 00:28:33,128
Shane hates him the most.
470
00:28:33,129 --> 00:28:35,131
- What?
- You hate Rozanov.
471
00:28:35,256 --> 00:28:36,132
Of course.
472
00:28:36,257 --> 00:28:38,801
But he's very good at hockey.
473
00:28:38,802 --> 00:28:40,386
The best, probably.
474
00:28:40,387 --> 00:28:43,180
Uh, no. You're the
fucking best, Hollander.
475
00:28:43,181 --> 00:28:44,265
Yeah.
476
00:28:44,391 --> 00:28:47,435
Not that animal shit show
cock sucking Russian.
477
00:28:48,603 --> 00:28:49,853
And that is that.
478
00:28:49,854 --> 00:28:52,148
The Boston Raiders are your
MLH champions.
479
00:28:52,273 --> 00:28:54,316
- Oh.
- Let's start the grill.
480
00:28:54,317 --> 00:28:56,778
What a comeback story
this year for Ilya Rozanov.
481
00:28:56,903 --> 00:29:00,030
The captain did absolutely
everything in these playoffs,
482
00:29:00,031 --> 00:29:02,575
leading his team in
blocked shots and shots against.
483
00:29:02,701 --> 00:29:04,202
And obviously, it...
484
00:29:36,276 --> 00:29:38,611
Wow, nice watch! They give
this to you for free or what?
485
00:29:38,737 --> 00:29:41,322
Where the fuck were you?
We're on in 5 seconds.
486
00:29:41,323 --> 00:29:42,323
25 seconds.
487
00:29:42,324 --> 00:29:44,241
What were you even doing?
488
00:29:44,242 --> 00:29:47,787
And now, presenting
the Lord Talon Award...
489
00:29:47,912 --> 00:29:49,205
I was busy.
490
00:29:49,330 --> 00:29:50,205
With who?
491
00:29:50,206 --> 00:29:53,250
...Ilya Rozanov
and Shane Hollander.
492
00:29:58,798 --> 00:30:01,176
But the most
important thing...
493
00:30:01,301 --> 00:30:04,053
...is the friends
we make along the way.
494
00:30:05,388 --> 00:30:08,015
Hey, before we give out
next award,
495
00:30:08,016 --> 00:30:10,017
can I get a selfie with you?
496
00:30:10,018 --> 00:30:11,393
What?
497
00:30:11,394 --> 00:30:14,688
Come on. When will this
ever happen again, buddy?
498
00:30:14,689 --> 00:30:16,399
OK, fine, but hurry up.
499
00:30:22,572 --> 00:30:25,909
Great! Give me your number.
I'll text them to you.
500
00:30:26,034 --> 00:30:27,701
No chance.
501
00:30:28,953 --> 00:30:30,163
And the Lord Talon Award
502
00:30:30,288 --> 00:30:32,749
for most sportsmanlike
player goes to...
503
00:31:13,581 --> 00:31:14,666
Well...
504
00:31:16,751 --> 00:31:18,293
What?
505
00:31:18,294 --> 00:31:20,963
What the fuck
do you want, Rozanov?
506
00:31:20,964 --> 00:31:24,258
You haven't answered a text
from me in, like, 6 months.
507
00:31:24,259 --> 00:31:26,009
You won't even
acknowledge I exist
508
00:31:26,010 --> 00:31:28,387
unless there's a fucking
camera pointed at us,
509
00:31:28,388 --> 00:31:30,889
and then it's for some
fucking clown show.
510
00:31:30,890 --> 00:31:34,436
So yeah, what the fuck
do you actually want from me?
511
00:31:36,396 --> 00:31:37,480
Well?
512
00:31:40,317 --> 00:31:41,818
I want you to suck my dick.
513
00:31:41,943 --> 00:31:44,069
Oh, fuck you.
You are unbelievable.
514
00:31:44,070 --> 00:31:46,156
You suck my dick.
515
00:31:59,711 --> 00:32:01,463
Maybe ask nicely.
516
00:32:06,634 --> 00:32:08,135
Hmm?
517
00:32:08,136 --> 00:32:09,804
Please.
518
00:32:13,266 --> 00:32:15,142
If you want me
to get on my knees
519
00:32:15,143 --> 00:32:17,644
on this filthy bathroom floor
and suck your dick,
520
00:32:17,645 --> 00:32:20,482
you will have to
ask nicer than that.
521
00:32:23,193 --> 00:32:26,028
Please get on your knees
522
00:32:26,029 --> 00:32:29,114
on this filthy bathroom floor
523
00:32:29,115 --> 00:32:31,326
and suck my dick.
524
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:33,828
Please.
525
00:32:43,713 --> 00:32:45,090
No.
526
00:32:47,675 --> 00:32:48,927
What?
527
00:32:49,052 --> 00:32:50,512
No.
528
00:32:52,097 --> 00:32:54,098
We will go back to our seats,
529
00:32:54,099 --> 00:32:56,600
watch the rest
of this boring show,
530
00:32:56,601 --> 00:32:59,104
and then go to
boring party after.
531
00:33:00,188 --> 00:33:03,524
And then, when you have been
waiting all night,
532
00:33:03,525 --> 00:33:06,068
you'll come back to
my hotel room,
533
00:33:06,069 --> 00:33:07,779
and I will maybe...
534
00:33:08,780 --> 00:33:11,700
maybe do more
than just suck your dick.
535
00:33:14,119 --> 00:33:16,371
When did your English
get so good?
536
00:33:18,081 --> 00:33:20,417
I, uh, I read
the New Yorker now.
537
00:33:21,459 --> 00:33:22,377
Really?
538
00:33:22,502 --> 00:33:25,422
No. The New Yorker is boring.
539
00:33:27,132 --> 00:33:28,717
My dad loves it.
540
00:33:29,718 --> 00:33:33,888
Ah. So being boring
is--is genetic.
541
00:33:34,013 --> 00:33:35,056
Wow.
542
00:33:35,181 --> 00:33:36,725
Genetic.
543
00:33:41,187 --> 00:33:42,647
Then let's make a deal.
544
00:33:43,898 --> 00:33:45,357
If you win MVP tonight,
545
00:33:45,358 --> 00:33:48,445
I will blow you,
fuck you, whatever you want.
546
00:33:51,364 --> 00:33:52,949
And if you win?
547
00:34:10,300 --> 00:34:12,260
Good luck tonight.
548
00:34:55,970 --> 00:34:58,264
Congratulations.
549
00:34:58,390 --> 00:34:59,808
Thank you.
550
00:34:59,933 --> 00:35:01,934
Now take off your clothes.
551
00:35:03,228 --> 00:35:04,771
You're such an asshole.
552
00:35:49,441 --> 00:35:50,650
What?
553
00:35:52,068 --> 00:35:53,653
Just a lot of windows.
554
00:36:14,549 --> 00:36:16,717
Good.
555
00:36:16,718 --> 00:36:18,344
Now get on the bed.
556
00:36:25,143 --> 00:36:26,895
This is a good hotel.
557
00:36:27,020 --> 00:36:28,312
Very nice vodka.
558
00:36:28,313 --> 00:36:30,315
It's hard to find in America.
559
00:36:31,149 --> 00:36:32,609
OK...
560
00:36:34,527 --> 00:36:36,070
Touch yourself.
561
00:36:36,071 --> 00:36:37,864
- What?
- Show off for me.
562
00:36:37,989 --> 00:36:38,865
I want to watch you.
563
00:36:38,990 --> 00:36:40,367
You what?
564
00:36:40,492 --> 00:36:42,868
It's my special day,
Hollander. I want to watch.
565
00:36:42,869 --> 00:36:44,787
I've never...
566
00:36:44,788 --> 00:36:45,747
No shit.
567
00:36:45,872 --> 00:36:47,164
Fuck you.
568
00:36:47,165 --> 00:36:49,167
Give me some vodka, at least.
569
00:36:49,292 --> 00:36:50,377
Mmm, no, no, no.
570
00:36:50,502 --> 00:36:52,796
Vodka is for after,
as your reward.
571
00:37:28,164 --> 00:37:29,916
Do you want to know
how it feels?
572
00:37:31,584 --> 00:37:33,335
How what feels?
573
00:37:33,336 --> 00:37:34,963
Holding the Cup.
574
00:37:35,088 --> 00:37:37,172
You fucking asshole.
575
00:37:37,173 --> 00:37:38,633
Ah, I can barely describe it.
576
00:37:38,758 --> 00:37:40,551
Oh my God, Hollander.
577
00:37:41,803 --> 00:37:43,263
Ah!
578
00:37:53,481 --> 00:37:55,442
Fuck.
579
00:38:03,033 --> 00:38:04,784
Are you gonna fuck me?
580
00:38:04,909 --> 00:38:06,578
We will see.
581
00:38:08,788 --> 00:38:10,457
I need...
582
00:38:12,042 --> 00:38:13,001
What?
583
00:38:13,126 --> 00:38:14,752
You know.
584
00:38:14,753 --> 00:38:16,546
Tell me.
585
00:38:18,298 --> 00:38:19,716
You.
586
00:38:24,596 --> 00:38:26,389
I need you.
587
00:38:27,807 --> 00:38:29,225
Hmm.
588
00:39:25,240 --> 00:39:29,452
So, Russia this year
was something else.
589
00:39:33,081 --> 00:39:35,000
It's intense there.
590
00:39:39,963 --> 00:39:42,631
So are you heading back soon?
591
00:39:42,632 --> 00:39:43,883
Back?
592
00:39:45,010 --> 00:39:46,803
To Russia for the summer?
593
00:39:47,929 --> 00:39:49,389
Oh, yes.
594
00:39:55,228 --> 00:39:56,688
Why?
595
00:39:57,647 --> 00:39:59,314
What do you mean, why?
596
00:40:01,067 --> 00:40:02,569
Do you have to?
597
00:40:03,695 --> 00:40:06,072
There is no "have to." It's...
598
00:40:06,197 --> 00:40:08,073
It's home.
599
00:40:08,074 --> 00:40:11,953
Yeah, but I don't know.
600
00:40:12,078 --> 00:40:13,413
Is it safe?
601
00:40:14,456 --> 00:40:16,457
What do you mean, "safe"?
602
00:40:16,458 --> 00:40:19,002
I don't know.
603
00:40:20,211 --> 00:40:22,756
Do you--do you even
like it there?
604
00:40:28,428 --> 00:40:30,555
What difference does it make?
605
00:40:31,473 --> 00:40:33,516
A pretty big one, I think.
606
00:40:39,314 --> 00:40:40,774
I need to sleep.
607
00:40:41,941 --> 00:40:43,275
Oh.
608
00:40:43,276 --> 00:40:45,152
Yeah, me too.
609
00:40:45,153 --> 00:40:46,905
I should, uh...
610
00:40:54,412 --> 00:40:56,414
So, uh, I'm off.
611
00:40:58,458 --> 00:40:59,959
Goodbye, Hollander.
612
00:42:16,453 --> 00:42:18,121
Fuck.
613
00:42:26,713 --> 00:42:28,965
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